The Key to Happiness is Loving Yourself.

nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This nigga was a straight stoner

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This nigga was a straight stoner

perks-of-being-chinese:

trinawolfy:

HE JUST
SLOWLY CLOSES IT

AWWWW

perks-of-being-chinese:

trinawolfy:

HE JUST

SLOWLY CLOSES IT

AWWWW

nonbinarymermaid:

epic-vines:

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

ckings:

eyareilrahc:

See this… this is how it’s done.

No “you don’t look chunky, you look beautiful.”
No “you don’t look chunky” at all.

Just complete acceptance. Yeah, you look how you do, and how you look is beautiful. Mama gets it.

I love you, Mama.

jk-im-god-as-fuck:

5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.

Robert has no regrets.

iamyourmusthave:

👑 na We Heart It.